a memorial coin on Ember

$REMEMBER

In loving memory of every bag you held to zero. pump.fun did numbers once. So did you.

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A hand holding a lighter to the corner of an old Polaroid. The photo inside shows a faded green capsule. The caption strip reads REMEMBER in black marker.

pump.fun

peaked 2024 · still technically breathing

Passed quietly over three months, surrounded by 33,000 new tokens a day and absolutely nobody to buy them.

Remembered fondly for the bonding curve, the god candle you watched from the airport, and the eleven seconds between your buy and the dev's sell.

Preceded in death by SafeMoon, LUNA and BitConnect. Survived by everyone who is still down 94% and calling it a long-term hold.

In lieu of flowers, the family asks that you stop averaging down.

rest in fees

Pump's cause of death

These are not jokes. These are the actual numbers, which is the joke.

81.9% of the entire memecoin sector, gone.$135.06B in Nov 2024 down to $24.48B by June 2026

80% drop in pump.fun activity in three months.the curve finally came for the curve guy

83% drop in pump.fun revenue over the same stretch.turns out extraction needs someone left to extract from

6x collapse in daily Solana network fees.33,000 SOL in January to 5,300 SOL in June

Figures from public 2026 market reporting. We did not need to exaggerate them and we are as surprised about that as you are.

Where the $EMBER actually goes

Ember routes 80% of every trade's tax back out, on-chain, automatically, every 15 minutes. You pick the split at launch. No promises, no vesting cliff, no thread explaining why the treasury wallet moved at 3am.

--:-- until the next payout hits

Holders

Paid for sitting there. A radical concept in this industry.

Burns

Supply goes in the fire. Thematically we had no choice.

SuperLotto

Someone wins. Statistically it is not you, but someone.

Dip buys

The fees buy your panic sell. Thanks for that, by the way.

Every burn leaves an ember. Every ember is another one that didn't make it. That is the product and the joke at the same time.

Remember?

We will remember these 6 decaying tokens in the casket below. Pumpfun is a cemetery of broken dreams. Tap any one of them for the cause of death.

The launchpad’s own token. All-time low near $0.00135, about 84% under its peak, after a $350M buyback.

$PUMP

Hit $1.8B, then collapsed within days. Later cited in a lawsuit as the example of the whole problem.

$PNUT

Reached $1.3B and started the AI agent meta. The meta did not survive the agent.

$GOAT

Past $543M off a TikTok challenge. The artist who drew him publicly disavowed the whole thing.

$CHILLGUY

Peaked near $0.26, now around $0.018. Down 90%, and bleeding holders faster than price.

$DADDY

Crossed $1B on a joke with no punchline left. Peak euphoria, rendered literally.

$FARTCOIN

In memoriam, 2024 to 2026

You will $REMEMBER this one

Either because it ran, or because you are still telling the story in three years about how you sold at 40k. Both outcomes are content.

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